To person who don't know me deeply.

I have too many names, carrying different identities, and different personalities. Just in case you don't know.

My default identity
A cool, numb, emotionless guy. You normally seen this guy taking over my body when i am standing still and not talking anything.
sign and symptoms: dat face tho, look at me and you will die, mouth closed tight, head looking upward, only answering "mm," and not even want to talk.
interpretation: I am not cocky or lansi, i am not angry or depressed as well. THAT'S MY DEFAULT FACE, I CAN'T HELP MYSELF.

The actor Ming
Talks a lot, like knowing everything
sign and symptoms: Likes to join and interrupt others conversation, looking around seek for attention, Oscar acting skills esp. acting gay, gangster, taiko, expert.
Interpretation: Got pretty girl(s) nearby, I'M GONNA IMPRESS HER(THEM)

Captain Edward
Elite, smart, badass, chicks magnet
Sign and symptoms: Smartass in everything (academic, chairmanship, talking in front of people with confidence, leadership +999999), basically autocratic, yet humble and talks wise words, get panicked when things don't happen according to plan.
Interpretation: I can't lose, just trying to leave my footprint on anywhere i went, weak leader makes me can't tahan so i lead myself, type A personality takes over my consciousness.

Shy ming
sign and symptoms: shy and quiet, agreeableness to others +99999 (just nodding), usually turns dumb and careless when I'm in this mode, usually comes out when being with mom, family members, relatives, elders.
interpretation: Lazy to talk, spending time having meeting with other personalities in my brain "do not disturb", energy-saving mode, NOT REAL DUMB OR SHY, JUST DON'T GIVE A DAMN SHIT.

Sentimental CM
sensitive and artistic alter of me (90% of the drawings and blogpost done by that guy, not this one)
sign and symptoms: patient, thoughtful, persistent, wise, dislike disturbance, emotional, cry a lot, minimalistic, Darwinistic, interested in any other form of arts eg. dancing, music, singing, acting, mild suicidal.
interpretation: my second personality that i developed since standard 2, so it is more stable and obedience than others, symbolize my inner talent and ability to express my thoughts, comes out usually when alone.

Nerd Ed
sign and symptoms: Knows deeply in history and science, talk to self so frequently, usually pop out when try to prove something to someone who is dumb enough to understand a standard six science theory, Games and games.
interpretation: this alter appear since i started to teach. I used to rehearse every time at home or during shower before i head to class by talking to myself for 1 hour. Sometimes people think I'm just showing off, but nope I'm just trying to KNOCK SOME BASIC SENSE INTO YOUR DUMB BRAIN.


Stalker Ed
sign and symptoms: professional in stalking and following, able to figure out a person's insta, fb, gmail just looking at attendance list, stealthy.
interpretation: looking for food, it' a food for eye, just developed this guy two years ago, lately became more active and more self-conscious.

Demon
sign and symptoms: appear not longer than 5 minutes, foul tempered, talk loud, and usually end up fighting over unnecessary issue.
interpretation: a branch ego by actor Ming, just acting big and talking big like a gangster. Usually come out under three circumstances: facing incompetent teammates, sick or being provoked.


Stone Chun Ming
sign and symptoms: stoned, keep staring at a person, shy, feel like the luckiest man in the world.
interpretation: when being together with her, develop and came out 5 years ago.

Moderator
sign and symptoms: aware of every other alters, also the one who writing this, a typical Cancer male, introvert and also a family guy.
interpretation: Pop out randomly, sometimes once per day sometimes once per week. Most people think moderator as the default id, but nope.



Alters keep on increasing, good thing or bad things. Anyway, I will keep these shits in balance. Try not to cause any breakdown.

Sincerely,
Moderator.