me:"mom, I'm injured."

mom:"let me see it."
*dig deeper into wound*

me:"mom?"

mom:"Does it hurt?"
*poking around the wound*

me:"Stop it mom, it hurts!"

mom:"Hey look, my son has a silly wound, come and see it!"
*call over the whole neighborhood and relatives*

me:"Mom please don't, why you do this?"

mom:"get over it, just a small bruise, watch out your blood, it better not dirtied my carpet."

me:"mom..."